Luisa Zissman shares post mocking scared tourists who’ve escaped Dubai and are now ‘making out they’ve come back from the frontlines’ – after she arrived back in the UK

Luisa Zissman shared a post mocking terrified tourists fleeing Dubai on Tuesday after she returned to the UK and who “look like they’ve come back from the front line”.

The Apprentice star, 38, moved to the UAE from the UK in December with her Irish millionaire husband Andrew Collins and two of their three children, nine-year-old Indigo Esme and Clementine.

He has been one of the Dubai-based influencers to back the UAE government, even declaring it the “safest country in the world” last week despite days of missile strikes and suicide drone strikes.

But Luisa returned to the UK on Monday and told her 712,000 Instagram followers that she had always planned to come back this week to record episodes of the LuAnna podcast but decided to bring her daughters for fear they might not be able to return to Dubai.

He is now adjusting to living in the UK and shared a clip of Cillian Murphy’s classic bored meme on Instagram on Tuesday, making clear his feelings about the panic many are feeling at being stuck in Dubai for days on end.

The text read: ‘Anyone who has seen (UAE flag) tourists talking in interviews as if they had just returned from the front lines.’

He is now heading back to the UK and on Tuesday he shared a clip of the classic bored Cillian Murphy meme on Instagram as he made his feelings clear.

Earlier in the day, Luisa revealed in a clip while walking through Chinatown that she had been ‘removed from my home during my refugee period’ and admitted she was afraid of returning to London crime.

‘He’s back in Blighty,’ he told fans. ‘I’m in Chinatown, going to Global studios this morning.

‘Obviously I’m not in Dubai anymore, I had to go back to work anyway so I came back with the kids, they’re on school holidays at the moment and I wanted to bring them with me.’

He paused as he looked around and admitted: ‘I’m really paranoid that someone is going to steal my phone.’

“I’m in my refugee age now, I’ve been removed from my home,” he added, before heaping more praise on his “very, very easy” journey to the UAE and home.

‘Actually it was nice to leave, it was very, very easy, we went through Oman, took about 15 minutes to cross the border, then flew from Muscat to Heathrow.’

‘I’m going back to Team Luanna for the next two days and I’m so excited to see my team, I’m so cold and it’s so grey.’

Five days ago, Luisa was posting from her home in Dubai and reassuring her followers that “everything is fine.”

The former Apprentice contestant is among a number of celebrities who have moved to the UAE in recent years for a sunny life in tax-free heaven.

Earlier in the day, Luisa revealed in a clip while walking through Chinatown that she had been ‘removed from my home during my refugee period’ and admitted she was afraid of returning to London crime.

The star has been one of the Dubai-based influencers to support the UAE government, even declaring it the “safest country in the world”.

So far there has been a mixed response from Emirati reporters; While some influencers and reality stars claimed they felt ‘safe’, others openly discussed how scared they were during the missile attacks.

In her post on March 4, Luisa revealed that she planned to return to the UK for work, but was afraid of not being able to return to Dubai.

He said: ‘To be honest the situation here looks good, the kids left school a week early. I was due back to the UK for work on Monday and was hoping this could happen. We can see many passenger planes in the sky.

‘I’m worried I won’t be able to get back to Dubai if I go back to the UK for work, so I’ll be taking the kids with me and seeing my family too.’

She also shared a video while out with her dog, telling fans that she “loves life” and can hear passenger planes flying above.

Luisa He is one of the many famous faces who continue to portray Dubai in a positive light after the US-Israeli war against Iran caused chaos in the UAE.

But the attitude of some influencers and social media stars changed as the region entered its second weekend of strikes.

The UAE claims that Iran has fired 238 ballistic missiles into its territory since the US-Israeli attacks began, with 221 destroyed and only two reaching their targets.

However, Iran also used ‘suicide drones’ to attack the Emirates.

One person was killed and two residential skyscrapers went up in flames in an overnight drone attack on two of Dubai’s most luxurious areas on Saturday.

Smoke rose from the 88-storey 23 Marina tower near Dubai Marina after it was hit by the wreckage of an Iranian unmanned aerial vehicle.

It was later revealed that a Pakistani driver died when material fell into his vehicle following a drone attack on the 19-storey Azayez Tower in the upscale Al Barsha district.

Dubai International Airport was also forced to close on Saturday after a suspected Iranian drone strike triggered a massive explosion near the complex and passengers were ordered off planes.