DAN GAINOR: Demon rabbits, Taylor and Travis, hot dog havoc: August’s 7 wildest stories

You think the rabbits were beautiful, normal, cute creatures – except the vorpal rabbit of “Monty Python” fame. Apparently, we’re all wrong. According to Associated Press, there is a group of rabbits in Colorado with a grotesque horn -like growth that can directly come out of a low -budget horror film. Keep your children, keep your spouses and scrape the VHS copy of the “Lepus Night”. This is a weird reality of worsening rabbits. The AP, which is often called “harmless” Shope Papillomavirus, causes protruding wart -like growths like horn from their faces.

Stephen King seems to be something like the story and drunks in my world “often harmless” is not. I love this line from the Washington post titles: “harmless, experts.” Experts probably screamed, so I don’t trust their views.

Conceptly, rabbits won appropriate nicknames: “Frankenstein Bunnies”, “Demon Rabbits” and “Zombie Rabbits”. Perhaps virus or insect is also the cause of the myth of horned rabbits known as a jack. Or maybe they’re behind everything. In the meantime, I will remain loyal to calling them bugs bunnies.

Wild rabbits identified with strange ‘horn -like’ growth

2. Don’t say this! For the vortices between us (AHEM!), We remember that when we use bad words, tight parents will threaten to wash our mouths with soap. According to Politico, the Democratic National Committee (DNC) is one step away from establishing this bad vocabulary policy.

The left -leaning political site wrote a piece about a new note summarizing 45 words and expressions that party members should not say. He came under the title: “The words of the democrats should be cut from the vocabulary. This is after popularizing the same stupid terms for years.

The list reads like a bingo card for people watching a democratic congress. Here are the important points: “privilege… triggering… Microagression… Body-sample… Cultural allowance… Non-split… Birth person… Cisgender… LGBTQIA+.” There are almost bad others, but you understand the idea.

Matt Bennett, Deputy General Manager of Public Relations, said the third road was working for “democrats to talk like normal people”. Note: The law did not say or did not act like “normal people.” He just wants them to speak like this.

Democrats called for ‘privilege’, ‘latinx’ and dozens of other terms ‘alienation’ voters

“It should be noted that in certain parts of the country, especially in this language, it should be noted that many people speak in this language and use the expressions suggested by the third way.” Of course, he didn’t say he was one of these places.

3. Travis and Taylor: I would remind you if I skip the greatest global stories of our time. No, not the Middle East, Ukraine or China. I’m talking about the engagement of Pop Superstar Taylor Swift and Super Bowl award -winning NFL tight Son Travis Kelce. Leave it to the Washington Post to make a ridiculous comment on a click task. They directed this title: “Did Travis offer Taylor on the wrong knee? We went to experts.” Just happy couple “kneeling”.

Readers know I’m not a chef fan, but come on. The man kneeled and suggested his love. Close your chin about the rest. The article said, “Some eagle -eyed commentators (and we will not lie, a few post journalists), Kelce’s left knee to the right knee, the rules of manners showed the sparks.” 35 years old and there is a 12 NFL season under his belt. Probably at least one of the knees is still bent.

Chaos Zone: Washington, DC, honest inhabitants of the region (yes, this wants a lot), the region has been a disaster area for decades. Crack epidemic, Mayor Marion Barry, Carjackings and more. Finally, someone is doing something about it – the man in the same area in the 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. And cannot withstand the left. They scream, they stamped their feet… They call the state. Yes, you read this right.

People in the nation published a piece “DC Statehood: now, more than ever”. The author John Nichols criticized the Republicans and said, “The Democrats – Trump should clearly state that it will overcome the agenda of DC state as part of the Renaissance.” Rewarding DC for decimal years is definitely a party platform. Maybe it’s a Frat party, because it contains a lot of drinks.

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A little delayed: The phrase “more late than ever” has finally met the perfect test status. A family member returned a little late library book to San Antonio Public Library. The book “Your Child, Family and Your Friends” was checked in July 1943. This is at the time of Sicily’s allied invasion – only 82 years ago. And for a few years, the median is longer than life expectancy. In other words, almost not everyone alive at that time is now now.

The borrowed handbook was written by Marriage and Family Consultant Frances Bruce Strain. According to A Family Member AP, he had a note: “The book must have been borrowed by my grandmother Maria del Socorro Aldrete Flores (Cortez). That year, he was transferred to Mexico City to work at the US Embassy.

Even more creepy: Jim Acosta, the old CNN anchor, directed a more disturbing item than horned rabbits. Acosta interviewed a desperate attention to a desperate attention, with a computer -programmed avatar of the deceased young Joaquin Oliver. Everything was part of an effort to easily push arms control to an arrogant ring. Given the rise of AI in recent months, we can expect a regular diet of computer programs that claim to represent real people. Basically, the worst of the Holodeck experience in “Star Trek” merged with left -handed scolds like Acosta. Max headroom, here we are coming.

Hot dog! Usually, when you hear this expression, this is the excitement. Or maybe one of the 70.5 sausage sandwiches and donuts by downloading the 17th Nathan’s famous international sausage sandwich eating competition, Joey “Jaws” Chestnut’u saw. Not this time.

The sadness of the Americans who eats all hot dogs, the AP, “to start the moon to start a Pennsylvania Interstate poured a truck load sausage sandwich” reported. The authorities had to return to a front -end loader to collect slippery dogs.

I think the “front -end loader” should be Chestnut’s new nickname. They were sure that they needed their skills with a mustard truck.

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