MAUREEN CALLAHAN: The unspeakable arrangement behind the obscene Bezos’ nuptials… there’s only one humiliating way that this ends

If the half -naked foam party on a mega yacht did not overthrow you, here’s message: Jeff Bezos and his big, fat, Inccel wedding!

Yes, even the 61 -year -old billionaire seems to have insecurity. If you refuse an internal teenager.

Since Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are on the brink of disintegration, as the average Americans struggle economically, the Middle East is pushed on our faces.

These two figures, meanwhile, are clearly part of the entire women’s space force gathered by Katy Bezos and his wife Pneumatic Lauren Sánchez.

Indeed, this weekend is that Perry will no longer join the word before Bezos-Sanchez marriage. Apparently, there is a previous commitment.

Really? What kind of ‘Katy Perry from Hobnobbing at Millennium’s List Wedding Wedding Wedding’ Previous Contracting ‘-Gur Sagging, Sales Delay, Cultural Recognition level-enemies-enemy?

This newly printed space student, other astronauts Sánchez and Gayle King can reunite with victory with victory-O ‘You?’

Even a 61 -year -old billionaire seems to have insecurity. If you refuse an internal teenager. How else explains the exhibited vulgarite, pushed on our faces of gender and reserve. (In the picture: Bezos and Sanchez are coming to Venice on Wednesday)

Since Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are on the brink of disintegration, as the average Americans struggle economically, the Middle East is pushed on our faces.

Ironically, Perry’s travel to the last space will be accused. A source close to the singer told Daily Mail only to the Daily Mail, and that Bloom Perry described as a feminist victory ‘shameful’ and ‘Cringwentter’ flight.

Bloom-48-year-old Bloom-It is very easy to forget these chronological ages, considering everyone involved in the child’s behavior-40-year-old Perry’ye ‘everything’ (Perry’s landing on the ground on the ground), the 11-minute space flight), he said.

Still, Bloom is still invited to the wedding! Instead of accidentally insulting both Sánchez and Bezos!

The source recorded the same thing.

Perry complains of going into space, and he wants to go to the wedding of people who make it possible to do it in the first place, ”Perry said.

Really: What is the common point of Bloom, Sánchez and Bezos? A aging heartbeat, a mediocre journalist and most. A billionaire who looks like Evil?

Mind reel.

Anyway, the Perry source was not made.

He hurt his feelings. . . . Imagine going into space – Mother ******* Space! – And your partner is not supportive. ‘

Hey, at least Gayle has Oprah – platonic.

Perhaps it is best for Perry to leave it out, because the scale and scope of this thing is obscene.

A source close to Katy Perry told Daily Mail, and let Perry call him a ‘shameful’ and ‘Cringwenable’ flight, which he described as a feminist victory.

Perhaps it is best for Perry to leave it out, because the scale and scope of this thing is obscene.

Remember the Paparazzi photos and videos of Sánchez, who wears a thong bikini on a $ 500 million yacht.

Jeff Bezos is understanding enough to know that the press is there with long lenses. He threw the same as the ‘foam party’, fighting with a bikini -covered Sánchez, raising his arm like a victory while the blisters based on his wife’s shelf -like breasts.

It is not enough for Bezos to extinguish Sánchez with implants exploding from a low -blazer of President Trump. Or this technology billionaire Mark Zuckerberg caught him like a 12 -year -old child.

Or last week, 55 -year -old Sánchez’s breasts and ass were hanging all over the Mediterranean, frankly a day passed through a daytime foam party that made almost scary feeling.

Sánchez is rarely photographed without seem to be so ecstatic, Jeff does not feel objectified or uncomfortable how often or publicly or publicly.

Another billionaire and younger reminds us of the purchase of brunettes: Ari Onassis and Jackie Kennedy.

After marrying the former First Lady in 1968, Onassis was not exposed to the end of the humiliation, including arrangement to take Jackie to take sex in open spaces, to be seen by staff and guests, and to take a naked photograph of Paparazzi naked on one of the special islands of Ari.

It is not enough for Bezos to extinguish Sánchez with implants exploding from a low -blazer of President Trump. Or this technology billionaire Mark Zuckerberg caught him like a 12 -year -old child.

Jackie paid a very high price to become a billionaire wife. I think Will Lauren Sánchez.

It is not enough for him to build a rocket with a round-style Fallus to throw Bezos’s wife into space, or he came to resemble a penis with his bright bald head and ultra-taut skin.

No: To the world many times, Jeff Bezos is no longer a paste technology, a stabbing – the most breeding stabbed so far.

Therefore, in psychology, there is an excessive coercion: According to Globe and Mail, a four -day wedding event, which is between 63.6 million and 76.2 million dollars, is a wedding event full of stars.

Approximately 90 private jet, residents, this disgusting collapse and jurisdiction, a crumbled city, Venice, a virtue signal, completely hypocritical celebrities will fly.

It doesn’t matter. Jeff what he wants, Jeff gets. He’s the biggest rocking male suffix around him.

Tom Brady, Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, Michael Jordan, Lady Gaga, Bill Gates, Oprah Winfrey, Lachlan Murdoch, Barbra Streisand Stir, Hola Jags Wake, Leonardo DiCaprio.

Quite a list. And this is a small wedding with only 200 guests, according to all accounts. It doesn’t leave much space for long family and friends, right?

Oh – and Kim Kardashian and his mother Kris Jenner reportedly cut. Kim and Kris were among the 12 women invited to celebrate Lauren’s Bachelorette in Paris last month – like Katy Perry, now the Persona Gratha.

‘Starts with friendship forever’, Sánchez published that weekend, ‘surrounded by women who removed me, illuminated my path in dark times and shape my heart along the way’.

If this new marriage is as processive as friendships, if it appears in the world of bezos-sánchez-we are in a magnificent divorce.