OF CABBAGES AND KINGS | 2nd Open Letter to Usha Vance… (as yet only) 2nd Lady of the USA

“You fed your heart with fantasy

Heart did not like the diet

All gone, no joy, no joy

All has been replaced by unrest

Loss of emotional space

devastating panorama

Hot in the lap of deception

Curtain call to drama…”

From A Lighter Class of Whales

Dear Usha Vance,

Recent developments oblige me to write this second open letter to you. You may have seen the first one; Perhaps an Indian friend or relative of yours saw it on these pages and sent it.

We know that the White House staff is monitoring every mention of Orangebooby in American and foreign publications and must have seen my first letter, which inevitably featured him.

I am aware that if these obstructors read my letter to you, they may have thought that forwarding it to you might put destructive ideas into your innocent mind and therefore avoided it.

Usha ji, you must admit that I am not a conspiracy theorist. I openly hate these people, whom I describe as stupid and even dangerous, provocative fantasists.

I am sure that my requests and thoughts in this letter will seem to some as “conspiracy nonsense”, but I will ignore such objections and continue to appeal to you, since so much of the future of the world depends on it.

Since we are both acutely aware of the philosophical meanings of dharma and karma, I take the liberty of writing to you as one Indian writes to another.

Usha ji, I know you were never a Republican or a MAGAmaniac and neither was your husband, vice president JD. In fact, some media said you were a registered Democrat and he thought Dump was crazy.

You know, there is no consistent ideological Republican Party today. In its early days under Abraham Lincoln, it had two goals; Of course, he defended the Christian drive to free people from slavery, but his policies were also influenced by the fact that the growth of nascent capitalism in the United States required free labor in northern factories, and that liberating slaves in the South would provide an immediate workforce for America to leapfrog into capitalist production.

I’m guessing that JD’s descent into MAGA nonsense, perhaps influenced by your perceptive and predictive self (you’re too smart to know it wasn’t), was a strategic move to get to the vice presidency. And more?

Good thinking, Man-Bat! JD was Trashed, as was strategically necessary… and voila!

And of course we know that this is not the end goal.

(“Usha for First Lady when JD took over the presidency!”)

Usha ji, I don’t know what your tactics or strategies will be to get there, so I feel inclined to share the target with my own tactical observations (with a strong belief that you will make JD reverse all the ridiculous, racist, destructive, fantasy-economic and brutal anti-welfare social policies and international bully boy tactics imposed by Stump).

As I, you, JD, and the Republican Party (who are now split into at least three or four factions – only one of which is decidedly Orangebooby-esque) are well aware, the crowd is drifting. The economy collapses as ordinary consumers realize that tariffs are increasing the price of living. Foreign policy (or should it be renamed foreign piracy in light of attacks on Venezuelan ships along with claims against Canada and Greenland) is viewed internationally as a violation of international law, if not a sinisterly dangerous joke.

The Epstein files, which show Orangeboob boarding Paedo’s jet eight or more times, including once living with a twenty-year-old potential victim, prove that he lied about the depth and extent of his involvement in the Epstein saga.

Again, admittedly conspiratorially, I am inclined to believe that the women, underage victims of the Epstein oligarchy, were paid millions to keep their mouths shut and were threatened with immediate removal (accidental deaths? Forced suicide???) if they did not.

And there is also evidence of Orangeboob’s abilities being corrupted and his crazy shenanigans. These will surely amount to Orangeboob’s “Curtain Call at Cactus Creek,” with Republicans almost certainly being humiliated in the 2026 midterm elections.

I realize that both Houses of Congress must take constitutional steps to get rid of a sitting President. Behind the scenes, JD needs to convince his partners (and you may be secretly talking to Democrats in both Houses) to trigger this reckless move.

You can’t afford to wait until 2028, when Booby, who has shown his extreme disdain for the Constitution, has said he won’t rule out running again.

The divided party is unlikely to support his candidacy and will also be known as persona non grata as JD has had to act like an obedient puppy throughout this period.

Usha, move quickly. How?

Wait until the predicted catastrophic mid-term defeats, use all the channels and platforms available to a vice president, to point out to the Republican Party that Orengeboob has failed to reach MAGA and should be politely sent golfing due to the Epstein files being exposed and his health and brain deteriorating.

Then you and Master Vance can climb into the Big Chairs and Make America Sensitive Again. If you need a Private Advisor next, you know where to look.

The best,

Farrukh Dhondy