If he ever gets his job back, I have just the hat for Jimmy Kimmel, thanks to Trump

These are dark times, an average cynical discussion.

But don’t despair.

If you focus on the positive rather than the negative, you will have to admit that the United States is at the top and is still climbing.

Yes, Protesters on Thursday “Jimmy Kimmel Live“In Hollywood, ABC’s host and president Trump condemned the threat of canceling from the networks of criticizing networks despite the repeated oaths of Trump and the best deputies to defend free speech.

You can call it hypocrisy.

I call it Maxie.

And in the meantime, the demonstrators were not arrested or deported, and the national guards (as far as I know) were called.

Do you understand what I mean? Just bend your head a little back and you can see that sunlight passes through the clouds.

Let’s get the complaint that the president reads a “place” “It was 97% against me.” Some may see weakness or thin skin in this case. Others may wondered where the “a place” is, the President of the President has discovered the Forability rating stand by 3%, considering it and cheating in golf and still at least one big network.

But Trump had a good reason to be grumpy. It is a News Conference in LondonHe confused Albania and Armenia and hit Abracadabra’s pronunciation of Azerbaijan, which made a little more sound.

Isn’t there a geography lesson for all of us, even if all these countries start with A, and there is no history lesson?

As Trump’s Chief of Health and Human Services Department, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s inspiring choice, now we are now going to American health services and many promising developments in the country’s capital.

Those who see half of the glass empty claim that Kennedy has made the department a morgue, Try to kill Covid-19 Vaccination Survey, to adopt stagnant water views about measles, expel public health experts, demoralize the remaining personnel and reject decades of biomedical progress despite decades of medical education or expertise.

But on the plus side, Kennedy goes after food paints.

About time and thank you very much.

I’m not sure what else will stay in a box of trix or lucky jewelry when food coloring is removed, but I’m against fake food coloring unless it’s in a cocktail, and I want to think that most Americans are with me.

Also on the bright side: Kennedy encourages Americans to do jaw and push -up For better health.

Will you sit on the left side of your sofa on the left side of your sofa and keep it about what is happening to your country, or will you be with the program and try to make a few push -ups?

Okay, Trump’s efforts to close the cancer war are a bit scary. Like New York Times ReportColorectal cancer prevention on the cutting block, immunotherapy cancer prevention research research, a study on improving childhood cancer survival rates and the development of better analysis of malignant breast tissue in high -risk women.

But they can all be fake news or at least 97%. And if not?

All these studies and all these doctors and scientists, just like all climatic scientists who are no national priorities, can resort to jobs in other countries. The more he leaves, the better, because the brain drain will release too much real estate and help to solve the housing crisis.

Thanks President Trump.

Trump recently “Trump was right about everything!”

Mostly everything.

Climate change seems real.

The war in Ukraine did not end as promised.

The war in the Middle East is still violent.

Grocery prices did not fall on the first day and some goods cost more expensive due to tariffs.

As for the promise of a new American welfare age, although there is a gold pot in the White House, there is no apparent rainbow, yet billions of snow Since Trump took office for family businesses,

But for all Decree of Decrease Since he took office in January, Trump gave confidence. So much so that he proudly wears the bright red hat he gave in the oval office and sold for $ 25.

Another skillful economic stimulation plan.

And there is an important lesson here for all of us.

Never accept defeat and when things don’t go on your way, stand long, set the hat and find someone to be blamed.

We should all have their own hats.

Doctors can say that they have never received false diagnosis.

Dentists can wear a hat by saying that they have never pulled the wrong female.

TV meteorologists can wear a hat by saying that they get every estimate right.

I have hats while reading this.

Lopez is right about everything!

Please don’t fire me, Mr. President, if you don’t agree.

As for Jimmy Kimmel, I present this idea for free:

If you get your job back, you must be wearing a hat and all studio viewers.

Kimmel was right about everything!

Steve.lopez@latimes.com