I too fell for the oleaginous charms of the same type of man as the Coldplay kisscam CEO. That’s how I know his playbook – and exactly what happens now

We know the type. You shouldn’t touch it with a mavna pole, but we can’t resist proud, pure, gauche.

Frequent travel, five -star hotel accommodation and teams are built and marriages are shattered in a career with corporate activities. You can smell him a miles: probably Dior Sauvage. Hirsute, a breitling watch on a tanned arm. Dark, pressed denim. Deck shoes, because he believes he deserves a yacht. Salted hair and patricist air. Certainly caught in the waiters – that is, unless beautiful and young.

GQ reads F1 with closed curtains and protects the gym like a Ninja. He has a perfect life and a great wife, but he thinks he deserves some excitement. Very good to be rational.

I am sure that women in the world watched the images captured by Kiss glass at a Coldplay concert in Boston last week and shake their heads with recognition. We are not doing To know Andy Byron, CEO of a data company called astronomy (this type tends to have an unknown career as in Chandler’s friends, so they cannot be tested) HE Species – but we are told to us only one we are surprised.

Our first thought that we see a blonde blonde without a wife: ‘Yes. Unconsciously, we didn’t need Chris Martin to bring him together. Smarmy, Mansplaifing, bright, Oeaginous, gives the appearance of being a corporate hawk. ‘

Bright hair? All-American ‘alpha male and me’ vibe ‘vibe? When he saw him reflected on the big screen at the concert, his first reported reaction – as explained by lip readers – ‘Hell, is mine’, right? Is all their instincts themselves, their reputation, perfect image?

“The problem is that this kind of man can be seductive, especially if you are young or stupid or ambition, Liz Jones writes. In the picture: Andy Byron

The problem is that such a man can be seductive, especially if you are young or stupid or ambitious, in awe of the higher status in the office.

I have to know, because I fell for this type a year ago. He wandered near the silver hair – wandering near 60, Andy Byron is 50 years old – he wore well dressed and caused me to wash the sheets. Indeed, it was very well moisturized because it slid in bed frequently. He had an eye -catching, strong job, and ‘he swore that he was tired of bimbo without anything to say’.

“ I want a life partner, ” he said. But he didn’t – he wanted to play the field as if he was 40 years younger. Cheating my boyfriend, while seeing other women, he swore that there was no other woman.

Byron’s criminal partner, Kristin Cabot, is the head of the company’s HR department.

It may not seem to have to explain to his wife Megan, who is currently betrayed by byron, to explain his two sons to his beloved old father viral, but ultimately everyone who took the Coldplay images and made him a great favor.

The status of their marriage is not certain, but if there is a definite proof of Megan’s useful habits. He should not give him the benefit of the doubt anymore, and when he gets away from work, he should no longer look at the phone in the hope of a text.

There is no such thing as hard evidence, not just how happy it looks with another woman, but to take the end of your relationship home on the chilling, creepy (crepe!) Wrapped around her arms.

When I was married, I learned that my husband was cheating through the camera he bought while traveling in India. On it, open, open, not handed (too arrogant to believe that they will often slip), while a large number of photos of a blonde sleep in bed. Or laughing on the balcony in a bikini. He continued to insist that I was paranoid without photos.

‘You may believe you are invincible, but this delicious random technology age. You can take the shafts to a concert with the belief that you will not be seen, but these days the walls have eyes and ears. ‘Picture: Kiss glass concert with a couple

The truth I felt was great. And they are caught according to the technology that they think they will never disappoint them when they are removed by their own petard, caught in betrayal.

And so, I would like to tell Byron’s wife: after shock – after passing – I recommend you to stop wrapping the images again, stopping zooming for details, tips – you can get comfortable to see the woman clearly. Negative Better looking or more interesting than you. They’re never like that. Mistress is an ego booster that is not bored about child care or boxes… yet.

Megan’s love of love soon on the company’s website explicitly brushed the air, ‘HR, seriously? The only talent is a kind of career for women with a boss’s desk, chest, stilettos swinging. ‘

Megan, what you really need right now is anger except a good lawyer. When I learned about my boyfriend’s disgusting, most (mostly male) readers wrote to say that I found ‘humiliated’ and ‘who wanted’. Megan, the opposite is true.

Of course, everyone can fall from love. But what you shouldn’t do is to live your wife a lie. As Emma Thompson said that her character was actually in love, after discovering her husband (played by Alan Rickman), she bought a Christmas jewelery gift for Foxy Pa, which clarified her emotions: ‘You did the life I managed stupid.’

And all the cheat for men (married men and branched women are also bad – Kristin Cabot, their second marriage has children), let the Coldplay couple act as a warning. We all know that rock concert tickets are expensive, but not millions of melodies to leave if divorced.

You can believe that you are invincible, Mr. Alpha CEO, but not in this delicious random technology age. You can take the shafts to a concert with the belief that you will not be seen, but these days they have ears as well as the walls. Good job.