The Clyde Mountain rocking horse conspiracy

When the swinging horses disappeared from Clyde Mountain, the theories ran faster than the facts, John Longhurst.

Timeless Tom took a sip of restrained and leaned.

I think this council. My cousin’s neighbor heard a conversation at Pub last week. Watch out, drowned, but among a few council workers. There were whispers tones, but he swears that he heard his words’Swinging horses‘,’ Kings Highway ‘and’ Clyde Mountain ‘in this order. Anyway, my cousin’s neighbor transferred these details to my wife’s best friend at the safe in Woolies last week, so it’s as good as an entrance.

Before knowing, the murmurs of the agreement cleared the Ron Strait:

“The Council clearly rejects the removal of horses swinging from Clyde Mountain. Tom. I think they are arranged as a public feeling.

Ron paused for the effect:

I think it’s a well -planned police raid. In fact, I will say that there is a common NSW Police Force and Australian Defense Forces, which will go further and based on the NSW operation. In the Gulf of Bateman, I saw two full armed officers in the arrangement of black uniforms drinking coffee and I looked at a map. This map had a target of Kings Motorway from the Gulf of Batemans to a red killing of about 18 kilometers.

In Ron and all the eyes together:

But why Ron?

Ron corrected his shoulders and lowered his voice:

Well … I did some digging. The cleaner under the command of special operations is an old wife. He said the term ‘Swinging Horses’ was widely used in drills last month. I stole the Commissioner at the Special Operations Command, but he was very careful in his response and: ‘Operational security is very important to carry out effective strategic and tactical operations. There is ‘swinging horse operation’. I have nothing else to add. ‘

The tremor of the heads and speeches in the Bateman police station in the possibility of falling into the possibility of locking in the police station. Another theory was the demand for a ransom circulating to parents and caregivers through the mass abduction of swing horses and the parents and citizen associations of various primary schools in Eurobodalla Shire.

Another boss shook his heads very much because he announced his plans to open a toy store specialized in horses swinging in the Gulf of Bateman.

After holding too much, the conversation fell quietly and Mick came forward:

Let’s not exclude the possible participation of National Parks and Wildlife Service. NPWS is running a Brumbies with air extraction in the snowy mountains. Now, it is entirely possible for one of the helicopters to disappear slightly in the last fog and to accidentally remove swinging horses. Of course, they should land and get evidence. Unlike rising horses, it is better that no swinging horses see, good … full of bullet holes.

Bazza joined the group and sighed straight:

“I apologize for my delay. You look very serious the explosions … No doubt that the blood bath in Gaza, Putin’s ongoing attacks on Ukraine or is the latest Trumponomics?”

Mick sipped the ship:

“No Bazza, the missing horses on Clyde Mountain. Now, children are all sad, but no doubt, you would have a contradictory opinion.”

Bazza Half Smiled:

“Well, Mick, let’s say I would go to a toy store to buy a rocking horse and find it full of domestic forests, I would be a little uncomfortable.”

John Longhurst is an old industrial defender and political consultant. He is currently working as an English and history teacher on the southern coast of NSW.

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