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“We No Longer Accept A Doctor’s Note As Proof Of Sickness” —15 Signs Employees Spotted At Work That’ll Make Your Blood Boil Over

A Gallup report It found that nearly 60 percent of people said they felt emotionally disconnected at work, 50 percent said they were stressed, and 19 percent said they were completely unhappy. This sentiment is incredibly relatable for many, but it’s probably even more relatable for the poor souls living under these signs at work:

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1. This company said that they no longer accept a doctor’s report as proof of illness because “if you can go to the doctor, you can also come to work.”

2. This low-key place threatened employees with a heavier workload if they were seen on their phones.

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3. Workers had to warn customers that tips given through the card payment system would never reach their checks and would instead line their bosses’ pockets.

The note on the counter reads: "Don't bother tipping employees via card payment. The owner does not allow the employee to keep them. Only cash tips are allowed to be kept."

4. This business felt that everyone passing by should know that “lazy people hurt their employers.”

A lit sign outside a storage facility at night reads: "Lazy people hurt their employers."

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5. This huge sign was displayed at a fast food joint to let everyone know that food waste is covered by the policy.

The sign reads: "To All Employees: Due to high and increasing food costs, food and drinks cannot be taken home at the end of shifts, including bugs and paid meals."

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6. The management at this business is a little too concerned with how the employees entertain themselves while going for number 2.

A sign reads: "This is not a bedroom. 3 minutes per user. No mobile phones allowed" phone icon crossed out

7. A message reminding players that if they show up on time, they will be considered late and will “most likely lose their job.”

Sign with text: "In the Performing Arts Please Remember: Being early means BEING ON TIME; Being on time means BEING LATE; Being late is UNACCEPTABLE. You probably lost your job!!"

8. This sign wouldn’t be so annoying if management didn’t constantly violate their own rules and leave dishes in the sink for others to clean.

A sign on a wooden cabinet reads: "Please wash your dishes yourself. Otherwise, you can bring your own meals. Thank you -MGMT"

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9. This is a burden-bearing reminder that employees are expected to do everything at once.

The sign reads: "What must be done eventually must be done immediately!"

10. There are many mistakes in this statement. First, the company decided that employees would have to pay for products customers canceled, even if the product would still be returned to shelves. Second, this should truly be a conversation between individuals and their managers; It’s not a sign put up for people to add their signatures.

The sign reads: INVALID NOTIFICATION. The message states that employees will be charged a fee to void payments and must log in to the home screen before canceling. Including signature lines

11. This unfortunate work environment where some people think it’s okay to poop in the shower.

A sign urging employees not to poop in the shower

12. This company forces its employees to pay $2 to microwave their lunch.

A sign on a wooden surface reads: "Microwave $2.00. You can purchase an unlimited monthly pass for only $30.00. *Includes time with your favorite BHU SWs."

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13. This coworker situation where they don’t understand that lunch isn’t a free meal.

The signature written on the refrigerator, "If you didn't put it here and it's not yours, don't take it." Below is a handwritten note that reads: "Then maybe don't tell people to help themselves."

14. This is the “WORK IS NOT FUN” sign.

Sign for employees with a minion image. The text states that work is not for recreational purposes and prohibits non-work-related discussions and friendships during work hours.

15. And finally, that legally questionable “we don’t hire liberals” sign.

A printed sign states that the company does not hire liberals, citing reasons such as perceived deficiencies in reasoning, logic and reading comprehension skills

What a joy it is to work in America!

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