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According to some Christians, the end of the world, today or tomorrow is almost disturbing. It can cancel the NHS appointment, which they continue to plan again in a disturbing way.
Yes, Rapture, the lice in which all Christians in the Bible are whipped in the sky, while the rest were left to sit here, “Well, I will not lie, I haven’t seen you come.”
At least if you believe that the priest Joshua Mhlakela, a South African preacher, shares his divine prophecy on YouTube with a more reliable social media couples than you can give credit. He claimed that Jesus appeared to him in a vision and explained the date of return. Although Jesus seems to be a bit sketchy between 22 September and September 24, Jewish New Year Rosh Hashanah.
Call me selective, but I was expecting more accuracy than God’s true son.
Anyway, when Christian fundamentalists, yes you have guessed, America, the unbelievers or agnostic saddles, when we kick by the four horsemen, are looking for Rapture. Some even gave houses and cars, and they were convinced that Jesus wanted them for a sunlight.
However, hold the phone, some social media averages mocked the announcement. Indeed, if we are going to meet our producer, he pointed out that we have our best underwear today.
Special, the lowest intelligence and all of this… But to be honest, I think I’m with the Rapture party.
Because there is something called distress before the real Rapture – for the rest of the seven years of absolute cr*p.
Now, although this means seven years or seven years from today, a little sketchy than reading the comments of the Bible texts. But it works in both ways.
For example, Donald Trump will not be in power for almost seven years and who will say – the law will be bending – seven more in power. Vladimir Putin has spent seven years to facilitate a nuclear conflict, England has been ruled by Spineless Numpties for at least seven years, and most of us have spent a lot of time pointing out that girls would probably not be boys since 2018.
Then there were Covid, Global Warming, Greta Thunberg, Economic Meltdown, Israel-Palestine, Rachel Reeves… For the next seven years, if God was worse than God’s help (and yes, irony does not lose me!).
Hasn’t he still convinced?
I found in the Bible (1 Corinthians 15: 51-52), the dead will rise and the world will end in a shining of an eye in the last Trump.
Last Trump!
Coincidence? I guess not! So when did religion do wrong?
This late escape summer holidays you made a reservation .. Well, the jaw, not the end of the world.
Oh, wait …
