LIZ JONES: Apple Martin’s only talent is being born. And having worked with stars I know exactly what’s fuelling this lazy nepo baby trend
If enough decades pass and millions are won, you will think that a famous, beautiful woman will retire from an elegant meeting and allow new talents to emerge and release the opportunities to be understood by those who are not afraid of tight work.
But no, not a little – now, they’re just straining their daughters.
The latest mother/daughter Frankenstein’s monster appeared in an ad for the American brand GAP, in a quota -covered ad.
Advertising, 53-year-old Gwyneth Paltrow looks really with a very weather brushed, with Coldplay Frontman and Professional Erdem-Sinyal Chris Martin with Apple, 21-year-old daughter. We haven’t filled Martin and Paltrow, who warned us at every opportunity not to live in a beautiful or conscious way, and now we have a daughter!
Apple’s (Already the London brand’s face of its own portrait) is a predictable Shoo-Indi: GAP’s designer Zac Posen first met him as a baby in Oscar.
His only talent was born as then.
Despite the Matcha Lattes and the mouth band (according to Gwyneth, breathing through your nose makes your lips younger).
Most recently, Mother/daughter Frankenstein’s monster-Gwyneth Paltrow and 21-year-old Apple Martin-American brand appeared in an ad for the brand cavity.
A long time ago, modeling for GAP required you to be Joan Didion: both smart and campaign. Nowadays? You should just be born from a famous woman
Apple’s cast is a Shoo-in: GAP’s designer Zac Posen, first he was creeping as a baby in Oscars (he was depicted with Gwyneth in 2005)
Why should he do it? They found the ultimate rejuvenating longevity injection, as it was opened with them to extend the shelf life of the mother and expand the power to win.
And never to fight, the waiter, to save clothes (only to the wardrobe of their mothers) is the only thing necessary for the child is to be stunned for the camera in an lifeless way.
This last Nepo baby trip is just one of a long line. Kate Moss threw it to Lila Grace on the cover of Vogue Italia when she was only 13 years old. Gerber, the face of countless brands, including Chanel, was very beautiful for his mother, as if he was not born, he was cloned.
Andie Macdowell’s daughter, the daughter of Margaret Qualley, is a film star (although she first tried to get out of bed and first train as a ballet dancer).
How long before Victoria Beckham employed 14 -year -old Harper as a home model? Or does Meghan take his four -year -old Lilibet out?
Writing as someone who has no legs, my mother’s only passion for me is not managed by a car, this is the last off-finger-and Gwyneth and Apple is very similar, I think I have seen twice.
Gywneth and Apple’s trip is just one of a long line – Cindy Crawford Shoehornned daughter Kaia Gerber was 14 years old when she was 14 years old
And Margaret Qualley, the daughter of Actor Andie Macdowell, is a movie star – Trained for the first time as a ballerina
But how long before Victoria Beckham employed 14 -year -old Harper as a home model? In the picture: Victoria and Harper, on the last night of Oasis’s UK tour
A long time ago, modeling for GAP required you to be Joan Didion: both smart and campaign. Nowadays? You must only be born from a famous woman. (Gwyneth has a form.
If I were a casting director, any long -term girl with a famous surname would return immediately. From where? Because I suspected that he hit the sidewalks to find a job to continue him. Doubt that you are fighting. We doubt that there is a business ethics.
Like the laying of the Gallagher brothers who inherited great eyebrows, the only reason for these good -looking children to take their modeling concerts ashore is that they can sunbathe in their parents: ‘What I do!’
The concern that a younger version of yourself may appear in a bad light, of course, not in the age of digital development, great lighting and nutrition, but no longer valid. Or, in the case of Gwyneth, a large sleep routine (Minty-Herby Coconut Oil around your mouth for five minutes), meditation, intermittent fasting, toner, serum, eyelid, glow lotion, in fact, face cream and lip fish (”, soopgen, so-called soopgen, soopgen.
You see, that’s why these women posed with their daughters. To say: we look the same. Beauty routine is working. That means I can sell you more.
These mothers do not need to feel jealousy or embarrassment compared to their offspring, because they still have enough money to look great.
These women are not tired, ‘they did not allow them to go’, busy and selfless. Their daughters are in the picture to emphasize the magnificence of their parents.
(It is useful for modeling to require very little ability; you often do not take Nepo-Baby neurosurgeons or the sons of David Beckham, Nepo world-class footballers.)
I wonder how Chris Martin sells his daughter’s new job with his own mission to save the planet: denim, the most pollutant, water dehydrated fabric and new Gapstudio commercial, both old and daughter Canadali 1.
The man who best sums up this non -creative, lazy tendency, which is the opposite of a meritocracy and creativity, is the late designer Karl Lagerfeld, who chose Stella McCartney’s appointment in Chloe as famous: ‘They should have taken a great name. They did – but in music, not fashion. ‘
