Rita’s date with Rita, scabby Sloane, and a Labor psy-op TikTok?

It looks very nice, Rita: Just praise Rita Panahi. Even though you live in the city surrounded by with “lawless bandits, aggressive thugs and violent gangs of protesters”, yet brave enough to go out from time to time.

According to a tipster, Rita spent the evening eating escargot at Melbourne’s beloved French bistro France-Soir.

According to the tipster, Rita was “on her phone the entire time,” apparently watching videos of herself and probably not wanting to look out the window lest she encounter actual terror. The Sky After Dark is currently warning its viewers.