These 39 Hilarious Fails From Last Week Made Me Laugh So Hard I Shed A Single Tear

Once again it’s Monday. Certainly. I swear it feels like it doesn’t matter what we do these days; Monday is always here to spread the Monday vibe everywhere. Gross. But I guess that’s what soap is for, right? While we’re all scrubbing ourselves clean this Monday, at least we’ve gotten over these 39 hilarious fails from the past week:

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1. This is Shakespeare, isn’t it?

2. Undo submission. Undo send!

3. I guess there are terms and conditions to being a detective.

4. How much would it cost to walk to the warehouse alone?

5. If they didn’t blur his face he would be a doxxschund.

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6. At least tell me what you look like?

7. Is it currently illegal to think while at work?

8. Thank you for the compliment, I guess.

9. Nobody wants this.

10. You should have a separate line of business, man.

11. People must have established pockets and I will die on this hill.

12. Maybe you could put a “baby on board” sticker on the windshield as a reminder to yourself.

13. Is this…protein?

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14. “Delivered to the receptionist” = a stranger offering his hand.

15. In fact, there are all kinds of storage solutions for nails. You don’t have to keep them under your feet, you know.

16. You should at least mix up the friend you’re texting with.

17. Noted.

18. At least it stacks easily now.

19. It’s time to move some furniture to just that spot!

20. Does insurance cover phone loss in the air?

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21. Someone needs to create a Craigslist for cats.

22. Time seems to move faster these days.

23. How can a 7-year-old have a better six-pack than me?

24. That monitor is just for my CVS receipts.

25. Before assuming you’ve found your friend, it doesn’t hurt to find out if your friend is a volunteer.

26. It’s truly tragic.

27. Hey man, camera’s on.

28. Hey man, you don’t know how to use it either.

29. Descend.

30. Cities must pay for our suspensions.

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31. Are you sure that’s your name?

32. This was a once in a lifetime deal!

33. Ah…just her face would be good!

34. Just a tip; There’s probably a trash can around here somewhere.

35. This isn’t a joke, it’s PTSD.

36. Enjoy the sarcophagus!

37. We were just chatting…

38. You need to show up now.

39. And finally… I hope this cheers everyone up a bit.

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