Jena Sims covers her butt with a bow at the SI Swimsuit party, the NFL saves us from Romo & is Star Wars dead?

We did it. We did it. Another week in the books. LIBS allows us to reach another Friday and another big weekend. We won…again!

And now we get on. Mid-weekend of May. We are officially halfway through the month. It’s hard to believe, but this time next week we’ll be gearing up for Memorial Day weekend. The (unofficial) start of summer. Wasn’t it January? Thank goodness it’s not like that anymore. Winter sucks. Spring is overrated. Summer real the beginning of the year. Let’s roll.

Welcome to Friday Night Caps, where Jena Sims salutes Brooks Koepka as he tries to stay in contention at the PGA Championship. It should be fine from now on!

What else? I got the best of the rest from a #content-filled week, Shane Lowry had a MORNING in Philly, and the NFL did us a huge favor this year with the release of the schedule. You will see.

Thank you Goodell!

Let me buy you a pizza National Pizza Party Day, and get ready for the Friday ‘Cap’!

Jena Sims is ready for Brooks’ fling

I have nothing to say about pizza. I know I usually serve hot food here, but I don’t know much about pizza.

It’s delicious. Everyone loves it. A bad slice of pizza is better than 99% of everything else in this world. Like golf. A bad round of golf – which is what most of them are – is better than a good day anywhere else.

Personally, my perfect slice includes sausage and banana peppers, but I won’t even attempt to climb Mount Rushmore here. This is very subjective. I will say that people who use napkins to absorb oil before eating are crazy. By the way, my wife is one of them. It’s so tiring. We are better than this.

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You’re already eating PIZZA. What are you trying to achieve with this move? Want to get a few extra calories? Like people who order sweet potato fries instead of regular fries because they’re trying to be healthy. It’s a little cute for me. Let’s act like Americans.

Now let’s kick off the lesson by putting on an amazing CLINIC with Brooks Koepka’s wife, Jena Sims, at the SI Swimsuit launch party!

Jena Sims attends the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Launch Party at Hard Rock Times Square in New York City on May 14, 2026. (Stephanie Augello/Various)

Jena Sims attends the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Launch of the 2026 issue at the Hard Rock Hotel Times Square on May 14, 2026 in New York City. (Mike Coppola/Getty Images)

What a #content-filled week!

Big week for Sports Illustrated. We gave them a lot of bullshit for years because they woke up. If we are going to criticize them, we also need to applaud them when they do something right.

It looks like they are righting the ship at SI’s discretion. Hilary Duff. Sophie Cunningham. Jena Sims. Olivia Dunne. It’s never too late to right a wrong, friends. This is a good lesson for everyone.

It’s good to see Jena Sims back on the court. It’s also nice to see Brooks Koepka competing in a major tournament again. Victory is approaching. I can feel it in my bones.

Speaking of which, let’s get to the best #content of the big week. We’ll go ahead and start in Aronimink!

Romo is no longer drooling, Star Wars is dead, and what’s the best time for an NFL game?

Another solid week. The internet never stops. This is a machine that works 24/7/365 and you have delivered once again. Nice job.

Couple thoughts…

1. This PGA player who was late for tee time yesterday is crazy. “It’s not my job to be 10 minutes early” is one of the stupidest lines I’ve ever heard from a professional who told Marty Smith that “it’s hard to define a second.” No it’s not. It’s literally the easiest thing in the world to describe. Unbelievable.
2. I would love to show the actual video of Shane landing in the water, but the dictators who run the PGA Tour have removed all the videos from the internet because they are truly insufferable.
3. I’ve long maintained that Will Ferrell isn’t funny. He ruined it alone Office.
4. I called the number on the Chiefs broadcast video. Very sweet. I can still be in broadcast videos. But this Matt Ryan impressed me:

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Good things.

Speaking of the Falcons, let’s jump-start this Friday lesson into a big weekend of madness. First? Where do we go on this?

As a Dolphins fan, I can tell the NFL they will regret playing Tua three times in prime time next season. This will be a disaster.

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But that’s not my point here. What I really want to ask the class is: What is your ideal start time for your NFL team?

My Dolphins don’t have any prime time games this season because they’ll probably suck, but that’s okay with me. I’m actually pretty good at this. I prefer this.

The ideal start time for me is 13.00 on Sundays. This is the pinnacle of NFL football. I want my team to play every week at 13:00. Naturally, the Dolphins are starting this year with back-to-back 4:25 games, and they’re truly terrible.

This is your weekend homework; What is the ideal start time for an NFL game? Let me know!

Although we all have different opinions on this subject, there is one thing we can all 100000% agree on:

YES! The NFL finally moved the mandatory Mahomes/Allen matchup away from CBS and Tony Romo. Thank God. What a blessing.

For years we’ve had to listen to Tony Romo drool over these two for three hours. Too bad. Unbearable.

Not anymore! That’s the good news. Bad news?

NO!!!!!! We’re going from Romo to Collinsworth! What a disaster. Start spinning in that booth, Tirico! It will be uncomfortable.

Finally, on our way out… is anyone excited for this new Star Wars movie coming out next week? The first reviews came in and were generally terrible. If you really want to get into the weeds, I wrote about it this morning.

But it got me thinking, have you done this? To know Was there a new Star Wars movie coming out? I didn’t until about a month ago.

As a kid growing up in the ’90s during the prequels, the lack of hype around this “movie” is…depressing.

Oh my god. Those were the days. Remember the old Taco Bell/KFC/Pizza Hut restaurants? Absolute kingdoms of the 90s and early 2000s. And in Star Wars it was ALL together all the time. A new movie was their Super Bowl.

What about now? Crickets. Sad.

Okay, that’s it for today and this week. Good work everyone. Half of May is over. June is fast approaching.

Have a nice weekend. Let’s keep the momentum going and finish this month strong.

See you on Monday.

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Ideal time for an NFL game? Email me Zach.Dean@OutKick.com.