World Cup: Meet the Scotland squad in their own words

Christie and Dykes, whom McGinn said are “inseparable, but it’s not Christie’s choice,” will probably watch the last two episodes of the Netflix series Legends. The first one asks, “No spoilers, please.”

Curtis will laugh with my “best friend.”

Hanley – or “Grizz” to shaver Kelly – may not be calling McLean his friend after revealing this story – “the big man needs it, he grows up fast”.

Meanwhile, Christie couldn’t understand “leader, legend” Andy Robertson’s pre-match meal. “Kind of a weird chicken sandwich thing.”

Pancakes for Christie, John Souttar is McGinn’s barista.

We all know Scott McTominay made a smooth transition to Italian life, so a coffee was always on hand during his content day. Except when it’s his turn to use the body scanner for VAR use.

Clip your toenails and breathe, kids…

McTominay knows how to work the camera, he thought. According to both Christie and Kelly, he is the “greatest poser.”

“Anthony Ralston has too much product in his hair,” McLean countered. “He’s having fun.”

“Diva” George Hirst was the pick of McGinn’s biggest poser, who also used the words “moaning, thick, midline and bald” to describe his other four teammates. The love in the air was worth seeing.

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