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Someone brought a very fitting item for Florida Gators legend Tim Tebow to autograph

Part of the fun of an event like Fanatics Fest is that fans find all kinds of cool things to do to sign their favorite athletes.

I mean, if you’re going to meet former Florida Gators star Tim Tebow, getting his football autographed seems a bit cliché.

What does a full-size alligator sound like?

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Obviously, this was a former living alligator, but I think these guys are going to take over the Gators shrine to end all Gators shrines.

Whenever I see something like this, my mind goes straight to logistics. So how do you explain this to security? Frankly, there’s nothing wrong with it, but I’ve been to places that say, “Sir, finish your McDonald’s coffee or throw it away,” so I drink it.

Meanwhile, two men came with what looked like a giant stuffed alligator and said, as far as anyone could understand: “Right this way, gentlemen“

The former Florida Gators quarterback received an interesting autograph request at Fanatics Fest this week. (Photo: Peter Joneleit/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)

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So what happens after you get Tim Tebow to sign your gator? Spending six hours carrying around a dead reptile at Fanatics Fest? I don’t think you have many options.

These men would also have to pee in shifts. You can’t leave it unattended for security reasons and because I suspect it will be stolen immediately. I’ve never stolen anything in my life, but if I saw a Tim Tebow-signed alligator on the loose, I’d be planning my escape strategy.

And I’m a UCF fan.

While one stays and babysits the signature alligator, the other unloads his morning Big Gulp, and then they switch places.