Prince Andrew brutally savaged in new episode of Spitting Image | Royal | News

Prince Andrew was royally askew in the latest episode of Spitting Image. The popular show returns with a brand new series called Spitting Image: The Rest Is Bulls*!t, with new episodes airing every Friday.

The series was one of the most watched programs in Britain during the 1980s, running from 1984 to 1996 and from 2020 to 2022. Its “brand new era” consists of “short-form vodcast episodes” that will be “ideal entertainment for anyone with an attention span in the 21st century.” Prince Harry leads each episode alongside Paddington Bear, but the final episode also focuses on Prince Andrew and the scandals he has been linked to.

In the new footage, the Duke of York’s puppet appears to be speaking on behalf of a podcast, with a microphone placed in front of him while sitting in what appears to be his office.

The series satirizes the Duke’s ties to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein; This relationship caused him to fall into bad shape in 2019. Andrew has always denied any allegations against him.

The puppet says in the chapter: “Welcome, peasants! This is the diary of a professional, distinguished duke and orator [Diary of a P.E.D.O.].

“And I must say, the old diary was looking a little empty after Charlie’s invitation to the Christmas palace was cancelled. It’s okay, P.Diddy invited me. Oh, looks like he won’t be free anymore either.”

The draft cites recent reports claiming the King will no longer invite Andrew and his ex-wife Sarah Ferguson to Sandringham for Christmas, in line with royal tradition, following the bombshell over his links to the disgraced financier.

Elsewhere, Andrew’s puppet says: “Honestly, you can’t even take your female friends across state lines anymore.

“Now, your butler may have told you that my name was listed in the Epstein files to pay for massages. Let me explain. Massage, no, massage age, was shorthand for mass ageism, which I am completely against.

“I may be 65, but I’ve always felt young. So the ‘Andrew massage’ was for a charity that helps eliminate mass ageism. I’m glad it all worked out. There’s nothing like a happy ending.”

“Just like those schoolgirl massages I heard about recently (mumbles) and will never indulge.”

News It was revealed that Prince Andrew’s name was mentioned in the published Epstein files as a passenger on the sex offender’s private jet in September. The mention of his name in the files does not imply a crime.

The next episode of Spitting Image will be released on YouTube next Friday.