Future PHON fiefdom: Australia’s Mad Max monoculture

now aunt Pauline Once our new Prime Minister is elected, as a white Australian, I have the right to help him deliver the exciting monoculture he promises in 2026. Let’s get to work.

First, we must repay everyone who did us favors (bot farms, blindly sympathetic or nefarious media, kickbacks, etc.) to help Pauline ascend to the throne. The first thing Monoculture has to do is pay off Pauline’s friends. First of course, minimum wage. We will all work for a monofinancial wage of $2 an hour.

In the end it will be us competes with Africaas aunt Gina He once encouraged us to do this. This will be great news for Hancock Prospecting. Aunt Gina reaches deep inside her pussy influence public opinion against their own interests; Now we have to raise her cat with our own salary. The days of patience are over. Africa won’t stand a chance.

Once our media landscape stops being so multi-perspectival, there will no longer be a need to pay for offshore bot farms. We need a single point of view. We don’t have to worry about SBS and ABC asking rude questions anyway; Aunt Pauline already turn them offas promised.

Already Australia’ssecond worstConcentration of the world’s media (more like second best) under the control of News Corp, Nine Entertainment and Southern Cross Media.

Now we must elect a new institutional Watchdog for single vision. Aunt Gina is very important financial sponsor From News Corp, but still maybe its $26 million worth of shares Southern Cross will choose them. I am not sure. It’s not up to me who controls Australia’s opinion. That’s up to Gina.

The most important element of monoculture is large store chains. I’m talking about the cluster of, often multinational, franchise operations that have grown up all over Australia like chickenpox lesions over the past few decades.

Yes, every Australian town already has the exact same 20 stores and the exact same 20 reward cards: Coles, Woolworths, Bunnings, McDonald’s, Hungry Jacks, Guzman & Gomez, Grill’d, Yo-Chi, Shell, 7-Eleven, Kmart, Big W, Target, Aldi, JB-HiFi, Harvey Norman, Chemist Warehouse and Officeworks.

The good news is that this is already monoculture. We’ve already done most of the work. The “diversity” that Western society really needs is only twenty stores. We will put a small prefab shopping mall in any town that is too green or small to allow the chains to come in so far.

One diversity we don’t need is ownership diversity. Like media and mining, we must centralize control of these chains. No, not by the government, you Marxist fool! It is under the control of our friends. That’s what Aunt Gina said”Australian DOGE“It was all about desire.

Gina is close friends with Wesfarmers, the conglomerate that controls Coles. Already opening one lithium mine It’s next to one of its subsidiaries in the Pilbara. Naturally, Coles will be allowed to absorb their symbiotic rival Woolworths. No more small independents. Finally we will have a free monomarket.

I want a huge chain of chemists, a huge gas station chain, and a huge furniture store everywhere. Wesfarmers has it all.

Soon we will parcel out all the land in the uppermost part of the country and sell it to our state. best friends Israel. We might even give them away because friendship lasts forever. Israel would be happy to build top-secret military infrastructure in the Kimberleys and send it back to their enclaves so they can continue their war forever against the evil Islamic Middle East around them.

Would any other country want to jump in and cut a slice of the red center to build military technology on top of it? Taiwan It was another one of Gina’s suggestions.

Why should it end there? Let’s establish a large feudal region in the north. Foreign warlords can come in and take over territories to build more drones and iron domes, and fight each other for control of them.

This fiefdom will not be part of our monoculture. It will be another little monoculture of its own: a red-soiled land surrounded by barbed wire. Crazy Maximum a wasteland populated by warring foreign military contractors. If they have time, they can bring Aunt Gina and do some mining.

That’s pretty much it for major changes. The rest falls into the category of “treats” for you pigs.

By “pigs” I mean all the special small workers who voted for this monoculture. We’ll need a little treat now and then. Two dollars an hour isn’t much to live on. We’ll need a modern day Circus Maximus to entertain us while we beg for bread and shelter from increasing climate disasters. (These continue to happen even though Aunt Gina’s claims have been debunked.) top scientists.)

To keep things fun for the pigs, I suggest a special little rule or ban every other week. Pauline could ban three or more professional transgender athletes from competing in archery at the Olympic level. He may ban the burqa. It is twice the size of the Australian flag that hangs in Parliament. Ban the burqa once again. Ban the Aboriginal flag. Ban the burqa twice. Ban homosexuality. Little treats like this.

I know we have neglected to ban immigration as Pauline said we would for 30 years. But this actually falls into the “pig treat” category of useless distractions. It wasn’t real.

As several One Nation candidates have already done pointed outwe need worker bees; More than ever will be needed to pay Gina $2 an hour. Who will fight to build these drones in the top fiefdoms? Must be brown-skinned worker bees Global SouthCertainly. Not me!

You look disappointed. I am sad. What would you like instead of zero immigration? What do you think of the triple burqa ban? Should transgender people be banned from Olympic judo? Gay flag ban?

I know. Maybe we can film foreign workers fighting for their freedom. Crazy Maximum We publish it for our fiefdom and entertainment. How would you like this?

Then we all get cheap migrant workers, but you also see foreigners starving and dying. You want this! You can share about this on the only social media platform that is allowed. They are monosocial. (It’s jointly owned by Hancock and our friends at Wesfarmers.)

Tom Tanuki is an IA columnist, author, satirist and anti-fascist activist whose weekly videos commenting on Australia’s political wing are published on: YouTube. You can follow him on Twitter/X @tom_tanuki.

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