Halloween jokes 2025: Funny & spooky Halloween jokes to tell at parties, work, or trick-or-treating
A Funny Spin on Halloween Night
This unique local tradition encourages creativity and wit, making humor as important as a good costume. For many KHS students, pulling pranks is part of the Halloween fun, The Kirkwood Call reports.
Clever, Spooky, and Weepy: Halloween Pranks 2025
Freshman Lila Thalacker shares her biggest quote: “What do you call a happy farmer? A cheerful farmer.”
Junior Ava Whaley opts for a spooky pun: “What’s the ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berry.”
Senior Lucas Chaney sticks with a classic: “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.”
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Others mix things up with clever wordplay. English teacher Adam Rowland jokes, “Where does the vampire keep his money? In the blood bank.”
Senior Brooke Rose adds: “What do you call fake noodles? Im-pasta.”
And Claire Krob, a senior herself, continues on this topic with aplomb: “What did the ghost say when he had a bad day? Oh the sheet.” The humor doesn’t end there. Senior Sloane Stevens continues laughing, “How many beans does it take to make a bean pie? 239, because one more makes a fart.”
Junior Skye Carl keeps things spooky: “What’s a ghost’s least favorite room in a house? The living room.”
Junior Ava Turek adds a clever comment: “Why are elevator jokes so good? They work on so many levels.”
Senior Ella Santacruz keeps it scientific: “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? They make up everything.”
Sophomore Nicholas Prakash brings the dad humor: “Last year my dad used to roll me down the hill with tires. They were Goodyears.”
And senior Kelly Boudreau rounds it out: “What do you call a chicken that looks at the lettuce? The chicken sees the salad.”
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Of course, St. St. Louis isn’t the only place where Halloween humor thrives; Even across the country, people are getting into the spirit with pun-filled jokes and cringeworthy one-liners, Today.com reports.
- Why did the skeleton quit his job? His heart wasn’t there.
- Why don’t mummies gossip? They don’t want to receive a bad package.
- What is the best lake to visit on Halloween? Lake Eerie.
- Why are mummies always stressed? They cannot relax.
- Why don’t vampires play baseball? Their bats continue to fly.
- Why don’t you trust vampires? Because they are sunk to the core.
- What do ghosts like to watch on TV? Saturday Fear Live.
- Why did the zombie eat brains? He wanted food for thought.
- Which day of the week do ghosts like the most? Moan day.
- What did the ghost say to the toilet? “You look a little flushed.”
FAQ
Who started this Halloween prank tradition?
Its exact origin is unclear, but for decades St. St. Louis Halloween has become a part of the culture.
Do adults also participate in the prank tradition?
Yes, some adults join in on the fun by sharing jokes or listening to kids’ creative highlights.
