Man arrested in the early morning hours for going pants down and ‘chimichanga out’ near Florida Taco Bell
I pull your pants down, I do a “chimichanga” outside Tako Bell This isn’t the kind of early morning antics that nine out of 10 fast-food restaurant employees would find amusing. This doesn’t even take into account a possible strategy for making such an attempt.
Why would you CLAIM yourself near the side door of a Florida Taco Bell around 1 a.m. Thursday morning? So why would you do this when you have a fish in your hand? If you’re not worried about yourself, aren’t you worried about what will happen to your fish?
It does not seem possible for us to get answers to these questions. Here’s what we know thanks to reporting: WFTV9. Brandon Irizarry, 28, was arrested early Thursday morning on charges of pulling his pants down outside the local Taco Bell.
The thong-wearing old man didn’t do himself any favors by telling the police officer “jump rope for me, doll.”
The Flagler County Sheriff’s Office described him as “chimichanga out” when deputies arrived on scene. They said his pants were pulled down more than once and he was unaware police were at the scene.
When he realized the deputies were there, he tried to cover up. By then, lawmakers had seen enough. Irizarry was arrested, charged with unlawful exposure of genitals, and transported to Sheriff Perry Hall Inmate Detention Facility.
A 28-year-old man was arrested for allegedly taking out his “chimichanga” at a Florida Taco Bell. (Getty)
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“If you can’t keep your business to yourself in Flagler County, you’ll find yourself swimming with a friend other than your fish at the Green Roof Inn,” Sheriff Rick Staly said in a statement about the arrest.
The fish, which was reportedly found swimming in a plastic container in Irizarry’s backpack, was taken to the Flagler County Humane Society. The betta fish MPs, dubbed “Baja Blast,” are “in very good shape,” according to humane society workers.
An arrest was made in the early morning hours following reports that a man exposed himself outside a Florida Taco Bell. (Kevin Carter/Getty Images)
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The sheriff’s office, having a good time with the incident, offered a friendly reminder to locals, joking that late-night Taco Bell runs require a “receipt, maybe a little regret, but no reservation number.”
This is a sheriff’s office that cares about the community it serves. Keeping your chimichanga in your pants at Taco Bell is the moral of this story.
