Prepare your liver for Major League Baseball’s first official cocktail, the Rally Cap
We’re always looking for new things to eat and drink in the stadiums, arenas, and frankly everywhere else of this great country, and frankly, Major League Baseball is truly a disaster.
The league is getting its own special cocktail, and it looks like it’s been scientifically designed to go down nice and easy, turning red like a steamed lobster while sitting in the stands on a hot summer day.
But I have a little problem with this…
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Fans at select ballparks will be able to get their hands on the new MLB signature cocktail called the “Rally Cap.” (Robert Gauthier / Los Angeles Times)
The drink is called “Rally Cap” and mixes lemonade, iced tea, and Traveler Whiskey, the official whiskey of MLB and MiLB.
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“Hey, this looks like Arnold Palmer with whiskey in it.” You may be thinking.
Yes and?
Lemonade and iced tea are the peanut butter and jelly of the beverage world. They were meant to be.
Then you throw in some booze and hey, this party’s on.
Rally Cap starts with a tea and lemonade base before Traveler Whiskey joins the party. (iStock)
Accordingly leagueThe drink will be available at Padres, Marlins and A’s games (anything that will put butts in the seats in the latter two parks) and select minor league stadiums, and will be served in a souvenir cup.
But this is the souvenir mug that I don’t really like.
I am not a fan of receiving a souvenir cup against my will. I like it when you can get the drink in a standard, plain drinking bowl.
Of course, sometimes I feel like Rockefeller and want a mug with holograms of the team’s players or one that looks like a barrel from “Donkey Kong Country.”
I’m only human, but I like having the choice.
It’s not just the price. I hate having to babysit the glass for the rest of the night until it’s safely in my kitchen cabinet full of other souvenir glasses I’ve brought home from various stadiums, arenas, and theme parks.
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You can throw it away, but it always feels weird to throw away a more important glass. I’ll throw paper cups in the trash all day long, but once it turns into thick plastic, I have a hard time hanging it in the trash can from across the hall.
I guess I could give this to a kid, but it would just teach him to live on benefits and not work so hard so that one day he can buy his own souvenir cups that he’ll actually just use to fill the coffee machine or bathe the dog.
