These 27 Hilarious Fails From Last Week Made Me Laugh So Hard I Literally Busted A Gut

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Okay, okay. What’s here? A Tuesday that looks like Monday? None of my simulations accounted for this. Will we have to find a way to get rid of Tuesdays too? I think I can get behind the five-day week idea. While we ponder what a 73-week year might be like, at least we have these 27 hilarious fails from last week to get us through:

1. Yes, let me show you my badge.

2. POV: You’re in the toilet inside a moving box.

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3. So close! This is banana and cookie soup.

4. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

5. Better than a doctor’s note.

6. “We’re all trying to find the guy who did this.”

7. Some of us are not meant to be therapists.

8. Me: Come on.

9. We need to discuss portion size.

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10. I’m no doctor, but this looks like little more than a sketch.

11. Sounds like an excuse people use at the passport office.

12. At least he found a use for it.

13. Sometimes you get a little more than you bargained for.

14. what would happen Super Dimension Me Called in Japan?

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15. Yes, and unfortunately I remember every one of them.

16. I hope the skill isn’t “relationship building”.

17. Sure, that makes sense.

18. He’s an artist!

19. I guess there was no other way.

20. I don’t think you should be there, man.

21. Do I look like this to you?

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22. Meta should design a “tracking mode” that disables all buttons.

23. At least if you’re added to the list, you’re no longer responsible for the coffee.

24. Oh, it was one of these them marshmallows.

25. Thanks kid.

26. I think you should leave it in.

27. And finally, you really can’t let a friend eat vegetables.

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