Truth about Kate Middleton’s past before Prince William… we Americans see this for what it is: KENNEDY

Was Queen Camilla once the royal snob of the now beloved future queen?

The answer is a resounding, sickening ‘yes’, according to a compelling new palace statement titled. Kate.

Author Christopher Andersen wrote that Camilla and Prince William were in St. He claims that he turned his aristocratic nose down at the prospect of marrying his St. Andrews schoolmate because Miss Middleton was “so ordinary”.

‘[Camilla] Anderson was very aware of the fact that the future king of England should marry royalty, or at least an English aristocrat, and not a descendant of coal miners whose mother grew up in public housing and once worked as a flight attendant.

And the Queen consort reportedly not only fears that her daughter’s former British Airways staff (Kate’s father was a flight attendant) is not up to no good, but also thinks mum Carole is a ‘scheme’.

Maybe someone needs to know someone? Camilla was once the most famous side chick in modern history, best known—at least to most Americans—for helping arrange and then disrupt the royal marriage between Prince Charles and Princess Diana.

Of course, Kate may not be a descendant of one of Edward VII’s mistresses (something Camilla is oddly proud of), but is that really worth bragging about?

Where I come from, when a woman transforms from a coal miner’s daughter to the founder of a party supply business to a self-made multimillionaire, we call that the ‘American Dream.’ And when that girl’s daughter goes to Buckingham Palace, this fairy tale is given the green light for a made-for-TV movie.

We’ve heard from other royal watchers that the Queen has a ‘ruthless streak’, but this is downright cruel. And if we’re honest, it’s pretty ironic.

Turns out Kate is the best thing to happen to the royal family since Megxit. And the rest of the family hasn’t been exactly triumphant lately.

Putting Prince Harry and Harpy aside for a moment, there are new reports that Sarah Ferguson, formerly known as the Duchess of York, was having an extramarital affair with none other than Sean “Diddy” Combs, who sources have told us over the years that he was “critical of Sarah” and couldn’t wait for their then-teenage daughter to come of age.

To make matters worse, Feisty Fergie once took 16-year-old Eugenie to one of Diddy’s yacht parties, and we can’t forget her seemingly sycophantic obsession with child molester Jeffrey Epstein.

Ferguson’s representatives have denied that he had any involvement with Combs and that he was not involved in Epstein’s crimes.

Of course, there’s also Fergie’s doughy ivy husband, formerly known as Prince Andrew. In October, King Charles stripped Andrew of his titles and kicked him out of his state-supported boarding house; But Kate was the first to block Uncle Andy from royal meetings, Andersen reported.

Andersen reported that Andrew prevented him from attending the Christmas concert at Westminster Abbey in 2021, saying, “He is the first royal to interrupt him, to turn his back on him.” Andrew allegedly tried to find a way in but was told, “No, we don’t want his face on camera,” Andersen said.

Seems like pretty clean judgment to me. Maybe being ‘ordinary’ gives people common sense. And this princess is no snowflake either.

According to Kate, a compelling new narrator for the Palace, the answer is an ear-splitting, sickening yes.

Kate confronted the arrogant blue blood that Meghan would likely attribute to racism.

‘The press in England was very nasty, portraying her family as a bunch of idiots and criticizing Carole Middleton for doing terrible things like chewing gum while quitting smoking,’ Andersen said. And it hasn’t been easy for Kate to be labeled “Katey in Waiting” during her almost decade-long on-again, off-again flirtation with her cool pal.

She withstood cancer, surgery and chemotherapy and still managed to protect her children, support her husband and return to royal duties with a smile and a gracious wave.

No wonder people love it. A new YouGov.com poll shows Kate topping the royal family rankings with a 75 percent approval rating. Her prince charming is tucking into her cherished heels with 74 percent, while Queen Camilla follows with 37 percent (just ahead of, you guessed it, Meghan).

Queen Camilla reportedly warmed up to the future king’s mother after Kate’s cancer scare, and if that’s true, good for her.

I’ll take the classy everyman over the mud-slinging snob any day of the week.

Miss Twiggy

Ariana Grande isn’t the only actress who’s been incredibly shrunken; Demi Moore is equally skeletal.

The Substance star’s noodle-thin arms inspired gasps and jokes on the Cannes Film Festival red carpet this week.

Fortunately, Moore did not win the Palme d’Or. He probably couldn’t lift the damn thing!

Demi Moore’s skinny arms inspired gasps and jokes on the Cannes Film Festival red carpet this week

Creepy-Stylish

Fading fame hit a new low as pop stars from Olivia Rodrigo to Maria Zardoya began touting dolls modeled after them.

What happened to the chatty little dogs in the bags?

Nothing screams superstardom like being self-obsessed and never growing up.

Fading fame hit a new low as pop stars like Maria Zardoya touted dolls modeled after them

Prince of Snarkness

Ozzy Osbourne’s wife and son were ambushed by reporters outside the U.S. Capitol on Friday and asked to comment on current events.

‘I think celebrities should keep their mouths shut… entertain people. ‘Shut up,’ Jack replied.

I would vote for this.

Work husband

Jenny from the Block was dressed for revenge at the premiere of her new romantic comedy ‘Office Romance’.

And she was extremely adept with her stunning co-star Brett Goldstein, who admitted to being attracted to JLo for years.

Don’t get too excited, Goldie. Even if you’re a couple, it won’t last after this absolute fiasco.

Jennifer Lopez was extremely slick with her stunning ‘Office Romance’ co-star Brett Goldstein, who admitted to being attracted to JLo for years.

signs of decline

Liza Minelli fans love her ‘Guys, Wait Until You Hear This!’ He was reportedly distraught after collecting $250 for premium signed copies of his memoir.

But hear ThisThe Broadway Queen’s doodles were allegedly machine-written.

Hey, Minelli, Joe Biden called, he wants his automatic shutdown back.

prom bomb

I’ve heard of helicopter parenting but this is ridiculous!

A park official in suburban Illinois hired a helicopter to drop his daughter into a public park for a prom photo, procuring the bird without permission and allegedly putting people at risk.

The mother faces a $200 fine but will appear before a judge. But I condemn him to be remembered as a fool for life.

A park official in suburban Illinois hired a helicopter to drop his daughter (above) into a public park for a prom photo, procuring the bird without permission and allegedly putting people at risk

Too bad

Disgraced California Congressman Eric Swalwell left the House and the governor’s office last month following a tsunami of sexual assault and harassment allegations.

Now his long-suffering wife Brittany appears to be calling it quits, too. She was photographed in Washington DC without her wedding ring.

As for Icky Eric, he’s been completely MIA for over a month now. I doubt Brit cares.

Eric Swalwell’s long-suffering wife Brittany photographed without her wedding ring in Washington DC

baby boot camp

Influencers have come up with a new scam: Preparing expectant mothers for pregnancy. Think pelvic floor exercises, elite supplement stacks, and punishing hip and thigh routines.

Do you want my advice? Set an alarm to wake up every 30 minutes while you spend a month in steel wool, braless and babbling incoherent nonsense.

You are now ready.