Danica Patrick impresses the MAHA crowd by taking up tennis as her newest fitness workout, bat dogs & MEAT!

I write a lot about annoying celebrities who turned into self-help gurus in their 30s because they had nothing else to do in life. One thing leads to another, and they pray to imaginary butterflies, eat dandelion leaves in their gardens, and share inspirational quotes on Instagram.

Danica Patrick has these tendencies too, BUT she’s at least interested in sports, working out at the gym, and the occasional odd Burning Man Festival content. He actually lives the MAHA lifestyle. One day he’s doing deadlifts at the gym, the next day he’s hitting forehands on the tennis court.

This woman is 44 years old and has hamstrings that refuse to break. She’s got hips that can crush watermelons. He’s got forearms from the NASCAR wars. His shoulders were shattered.

She goes skiing in a bikini. Suctions wine directly from the bottle. He’s playing golf. He even goes skydiving for fun. Do you know why LIBS hates Danica? Because he is physically able to do all these activities. While the fat purple hair is busy yelling at Bluesky, Danica is smashing her forehands with a chiseled look.

That’s why we love Danica at OutKick. He was busy living.

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The baseball season started with a road win last night

It was an absolute fight until the end. Classic recreation league exciting game. Can my sons win away? After taking a 7-1 lead it looked like we were going to coast last night. The boys struck out five in the first inning, and in the second inning, runners on second and third tried to get the ball wide open, with the center fielder making a nice catch and preventing a run rule night.

Instead we had a tough 4th inning. The ball started to find holes in the defence. The opponent started running the bags and it was a fight for survival. We are ahead 9-8 in the 5th round. I told Screencaps Jr. I had to get a shot out of him. He got the first two outs but then got stuck. They had runners on second and third with two outs. Hard point. Pressure full. You could feel the tension in the air.

He proceeds to take out the next batter in the third inning. The inning is over. We get two insurance runs in the top of the sixth, Screencaps Jr. We pitch the bottom half of the inning 1-2-3 and slip away with the opening night win.

You are absolutely right, I am tired: mentally, physically and emotionally. I have children suffering from wrist injuries. I have a child who magically has a heel injury. I have two children who miss training and football matches. I think my Indian boy went back to India. Those who have been through these battles for survival know what I am going through right now. You know what it’s like to create rosters with so much uncertainty. Will I have nine players per night? Who knows?

What matters is that we’re 1-0, and that’s one less game we have to play in June when I want to drink Kona beers on the porch and listen to Yacht Rock by the pool. We start again on Saturday morning.

– J Shep reacted to Thursday Screenshots: “Smother the other team. Not physically. Metaphorically.” It made me laugh because it reminded me of a story from when I was coaching the Y football team as a third- to fourth-grader at the time. I was always preaching that kids should attack the ball, even as defenders. Don’t wait, be aggressive! During the match, one of the kids was standing there watching a kid from the opposing team dribble. I shout from the sidelines, “Don’t follow him, attack him.” Our son runs, pushes the other player and gets the ball. The whistle blows, a foul is called, I have to pull our player aside and explain that I mean he needs to be aggressive like we trained. I learned a valuable lesson that day; Children who listen really listen. And accept fully what you say. From now on, always remember to say “attack the ball”!

Boy, Adam really let me take it

All I said was that Bud Light chose its own path and it was an unmitigated disaster. This turns into Adam’s DISGUSTING message, but I like it. This shows the anger inside people. This shows how twisted they want this world to look if they get what they want. This proves everything I wrote about Adam and people like him.

– Meanwhile, Rick in San Diego writes: Joe, this was the best article I’ve read in a long time. You are a Master at what you do. Cheers.🍻

– Shashi R. writes: Your article boils down to “Sex sells and that’s what I want.” There’s absolutely nothing wrong with feeling that way, but making it seem like a political issue is just stupid.

Kinsey: But this is a political issue. Remember that party on the White House lawn where there was a trans person with giant fake implants? This was celebrated by leftists as salvation or something stupid like that.

– Megan F. emails: I sit at Chilis, eat lunch, and watch the news. Your article on Bud Light’s marketing pisses me off – it really makes my day “Seriously guys, email me. I’ll help” Priceless. ThanksMegan (I’m 75. I used to watch Mays, McCovey, and the Alou brothers at Candlestick for $3 third base tickets)

– Al writes: I enjoyed reading your column on Miller Lite Ads as opposed to Bud Light. It continues to amaze me that the Bud Light marketing manager who called Bud Light’s customers “mean and uncaring” actually thinks this is a winning strategy.

– Jack B. has experience in this industry: I enjoyed reading your post on Miller Brewing marketing vs. Bud Light. As a former executive with rich experience in marketing in the beverage alcohol industry, a very wise person once told me “give the consumer what he wants” and you will succeed. The EU made a big mistake in their approach by creating a campaign around a Tranny or whatever.

Everyone who signed this campaign, from the CEO down, should have been dismissed from their positions. This wasn’t just designed and implemented by the VP of Marketing mentioned in the news. A big company wouldn’t put something like this on its biggest brand without the approval of its boss.

They got what they deserved from the loss of market share and never recovered from it. The surprising part of this story is that other companies followed the same path and failed. They lose sight of their mission, which is to sell their brand to consumers, and are not preoccupied with the most important social cause of the month that is happening at the moment. They’re all idiots.

Brandon in Pinckney reacts when Harvey D. adds the word ‘tucky’ to the name of a southwestern Ohio town

– Harvey D. emails: I apologize if my previous comment caused any inconvenience; I definitely didn’t mean to upset you. I no longer need people whose defense links are marked to me! The reference I use is something I’ve had in mind for over 40 years, dating back to when I did gopher work for a general contractor all over the Miami Valley. This was long before Fairfield Commons and gentrification. (Yes, I can say I remember when this was all farmland!) The old tradesmen used that term back then because they said the area was full of people moving from Huber Heights!

Italy in April

– Ken G. is on the road and reports: Traveling in Italy can’t stop me from reading Screencaps every day. I thought of sharing some meat from Bologna (including some fish meat)

Screenshots reader Ken. G. is currently on the road and stopped by an Italian meat market to browse the available produce. (Ken G. / OutKick / Screenshots)

That’s it for this Friday morning. There are so many new readers. There are so many emails to review. Too little time. Between Thursday Night Mowing League –– yes, I hosted a Facebook Live press conference last night after baseball –– and life, these are busy times.

But that’s life and we must move on. One foot in front of the other. I know this, I’m going to crash when I shut down my work computer tonight after installing Saturday Screencaps because we have a baseball game at 9am tomorrow morning.

Let’s have a great start to May. Go crush another day of work, life, or retirement. Have a nice day.

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