Guardians fan ruins a beer and some nachos in catastrophic foul ball-catching attempt

When it comes to being a sports fan, few things are as exciting as catching a foul ball.

I don’t care if you want to try and act “too cool in the room”, the moment the foul ball comes towards you the adrenaline starts pumping.

However, the line between a Sportscenter-worthy grab (back when that meant something) and a disaster—I’m talking beer-and-nacho-ruining disaster—is a thin one.

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A Cleveland Guardians fan was watching a game in Sacramento earlier this week when he found himself staring at a foul ball victory.

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In the first moments of the clip, it looked like this guy had entered the ball-catching hall of fame.

He had a beer in his hand, his other arm outstretched, and I think he showed better hops than anyone expected.

But then the ball hit his bare paw and everything was revealed.

Ah, dear sir, where to begin?

Let’s start with beer. You know the only thing worse than accidentally spilling a $16 stadium beer? Spilling stadium beer on your wife/girlfriend/female friend, who laughs it off.

It all happened this week at the Guardians-Athletics game at Sutter Health Park in Sacramento. (Photo: Eakin Howard/MLB Photos via Getty Images)

The loss of beer is disheartening enough, but imagine sniffing the ball and realizing that at some point spilling beer all over your lady will be used against you in an argument and you will have absolutely no recourse.

“Oh, don’t you want to go to brunch with my family? How about that time you spilled Coors Light on me while trying to catch a foul ball?”

And then to add insult to this heaping helping of metaphorical injury, the nachos suffered some collateral damage and were practically ruined.

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Nachos are not a durable food. They can’t survive a splattered beer like that.

Fortunately, everyone seems to have survived the ordeal without bodily harm, unless you count the egos that were almost certainly bruised beyond recognition.